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Homeless or Houseless?

Created: 21 July 2015
Hits: 2998

What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?

You can drop them off anywhere.

Rest In Peace

Created: 17 July 2015
Hits: 2482

Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Leaky Pipes

Created: 15 July 2015
Hits: 2899

Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."

The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"

"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."

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His dad came home from a week-long business trip to find Little Johnny with a brand new mountain bike. "How'd you get that, son?" his dad asked. "By hiking" was Little Johnny's reply. "Hiking?" his dad asked in surprise.

"Yeah. Every night last week Mr. Johnson came over and gave me twenty bucks to take a hike."

Life is A Circus

Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?

He caught her in the act.

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What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

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