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Just Plain Funny

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Homeless or Houseless?

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What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?

You can drop them off anywhere.

Rest In Peace

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Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Leaky Pipes

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Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."

The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"

"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."

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Keeping It In The Family

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Just One Question

So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!

From Father To Son

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. The boy asks: "Dad, why do they make packs of just one condom?" Dad says: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."

Then the boy asls: "So, why do they make packs of three?" And dad says: "Those are for the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."

Finally the boy asks: "Then why do they make packs of 12?" And dad tells him: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March..."