Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
Wipe your dick on the curtains.
What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
What's white, smells, and is found in panties?
Clitty litter.
(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)
