What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
On our honeymoon night I asked my bride, "Honey... am I the first?"
She replied, "Why does everybody ask that?"
And that's when the fight started...
A guy is having dinner with his girlfriend at a restaurant when he suddenly gets down on one knee.
His surprised girlfriend begins to say: "This is so sudden..." When the guy interrupts: "Shhh... my wife just walked in!"
