Where does a one-legged waitress work?
IHOP
What's her name?
Ilene
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and when she leaves.
How do you know who gives a good blow job?
Word of mouth.
A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?
The blonde... she's 18!
