How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"
Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."
We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
