How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.
My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"
Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"
And that's when the fight started...
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
