What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The head nurse.
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"
I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?
Kill your cat.
