What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The head nurse.
Gal tells her friend, "I just read it's against the law to go topless in the New York subway."
Her friend says, "Thank God. It's bad enough when you catch your scarf in those doors."
What should you do if your clothes are on fire?
Don't put 'em on.
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.
