What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The head nurse.
Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."
Wife: "My husband said that?"
"No, all the landscapers."
Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?
Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
