What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The head nurse.
I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
Hallmark Card fail:
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
