What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The head nurse.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Dear Santa,
I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...
Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!
- Billy
