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Night On The Town

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What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?

Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!

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Who'd You Call An Asshole?

A guy in a bar stands up & says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up & says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."

Until I Met A Boy Who Had No Hands

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves! 

Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Snowman!

What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Snowballs.