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Yeah... It Was Her Fault

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A woman's in labor. She's got her feet up in the stirrups, screaming in pain and cursing her husband.

He turns and says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass, but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.' "

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"That's a picture of my wife."

"So why do you keep looking at it?"

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