What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"
