I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
Before you have sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress by yourself.
The moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.
What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
