Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"