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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Ohio Man Tried To Have Sex With A Red Van

Created: 18 August 2016
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#WTF?! Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy allegedly tries to fornicate with a red van. One Tuesday evening, cops in Dayton, Ohio received a 911 call about a man "pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign," according to a Dayton Police Department report. Nothing like a big swingin' dick to make a cop's night!

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Cameras Catch Brazen Bra Bandits Robbing Penn. Victoria's Secret

Created: 06 May 2015
Hits: 2923

#WTF?! Woman steal bras... giving new meaning to hold up. Newly released surveillance video shows two women were behind the latest bra heist at a northeast Pennsylvania mall.

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Maybe Just One More

A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink. Each time he took a shot he reached into his shirt pocket, pulled something out, took a look, then stuck it back in his pocket. Finally, a friend walks up to him and asks: "Hey man. I've been watching you all night. What do you keep checking in your pocket?"

"That's a picture of my wife."

"So why do you keep looking at it?"

"Because," he replied: "When she finally starts looking good, then it's time to go home."

Too Big For Her Age?

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

On One Condition

A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."

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