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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Man Robs Bank Using Sex Toy Disguised As Bomb, Police Say

Created: 23 June 2015
Hits: 3472

#WTF?! A man accused of using a bomb to rob a bank says it was just a vibrator wrapped in duct tape. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Gives new meaning to the phrase "This is a stick-up" doesn't it?

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Alaska 737 returns to Seattle after napping worker awakes in cargo hold

Created: 15 April 2015
Hits: 3398

#WTF?! A sleepy Sea-Tac Airport worker who used the cargo-hold for a nap was awakened in a panic when the Alaska Airlines 737 flight took off for Los Angeles.

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Where Is The Nearest ATM?

A plumber, an electrician, and an accountant walk into a strip club.

The electrician calls a blonde over, licks a ten-dollar bill and slaps it on her ass. Then the plumber licks a fifty-dollar bill and he too slaps it on her ass.

The accountant takes out his ATM card, swipes it in the crack of her ass, reaches over and grabs the sixty bucks.

How You Grow The Franchise

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

Not Quite A Dozen Roses

My wife and I went to counseling to improve our marriage. While attending one session dealing with communication, the counselor instructed: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

Looking at me she said: "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

I looked over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"

And that's when the fight started...

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