In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
When I was 16, my dad sat me down and said, "Dick, someday you're gonna meet a girl who's gonna be so right and so wonderful and so perfect that you're not even gonna haggle about the price."
