In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liqour cabinet.
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
A guy goes in to see an optometrist.
The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."
The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
