Reason To Stay Single

The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.

If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?

Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?

Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!