What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
A guy says, "For our Twentieth Anniversary, I'm taking my wife to Australia."
His friend says, "That's going to be tough to beat. What're you going to do for your Twenty-Fifth Anniversary?"
The first guy says, "I'm going to go back and get her."
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
