The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?
You have a chance at winning the lottery.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're too bitter.
I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"
He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."
And that's when the fight started...