No Luck Here

The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?

You have a chance at winning the lottery.

A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.

He set his sister on fire.

A woman was in bed screwing her husband's best friend when the phone rang

After hanging up, she says, "That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you."

What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?

A power failure.