Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!
Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.
Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.