Why'd my wife cross the road?To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.
Why are women like a storm door?
The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.
And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.
What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?
Ask your Mom.
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
