What's the difference between medium and rare?
6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
A doctor told his patient her test results came back and she had a rare disease with only 6 months to live.
"That's such a short amount of time." the woman begged, "Isn't there anything I can do?"
"Marry a lawyer," the doctor told her. "It will be the longest six months of your life."