One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell

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Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

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The bartender says, "Turn it around!" The man takes a bite and says, "Wow, and that's coke!"

Another man walks in and orders gin and tonic. The bartender hands him an apple and tells him to take a bite. The man is surprised to taste tonic. The bartender tells him to flip it around and sure enough he tastes gin.

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The bartender says, "Turn it around."