One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

What is the smallest hotel in the world?

A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.