Go Both Ways

Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.

How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?

Take them off next time.