My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.
I thought she was just shallow.
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After two years, the job still sucks.
My wife and I were having a discussion about heaven. I told her she shouldn't worry 'cause she'll never get there. She asked: "How can you say that?"
I told her: "Because dragons never fly above 8,000 feet."
And that's when the fight started...
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
