What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?
He's still there.
Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"
He said, "Everybody."
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
