What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
What do you get when you sleep with a judge?
An honorable discharge.
My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"
I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"
And that's when the fight started...
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
