Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.
What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!
What is the definition of confidence?
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"
