What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.
2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.
Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.
