What's Your Favorite Drink Recipe?

If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?

Two highballs and a squirt.

What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.

Why can't lesbians adopt a child?

Because they don't serve minors to lickers.