What's Your Favorite Drink Recipe?

If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?

Two highballs and a squirt.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A Mechanic.

How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime.