What's Your Favorite Drink Recipe?

If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?

Two highballs and a squirt.

What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.