What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.
