What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
When's the best time to put out the cat?
When it's on fire.
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
...so, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started...
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
(Hope that one wasn't too bad!)
