My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.
My wife asked me: "Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start to sing?"
I told her: "I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating you."
And that's when the fight started...
