My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
Why are dicks like fish?
You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"
I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."
And that's when the fight started...
