Best Type Of Birth Control

What's a birth control pill?

That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.

Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.