Best Type Of Birth Control

What's a birth control pill?

That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.

A third-grade teacher is getting to know her class on the first day of school. She turns to one little girl and asks, "So what does your daddy do?"

The little girl replies, "Whatever Mommy tells him to."

What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

What's the definition of eternity?

The time between when you cum and when she leaves.