What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?
Ask your Mom.
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
Two Syrian hookers were talking about their problems. One said: "With the Russians jumping into this war we've got soldiers lined up around the block. I need a break!"
Her girlfriend agreed: "Yeah... I think we need to declare a no fly zone."
Here's my observation about work and productivity:
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.
