Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"
Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?
Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.
