Very Much The Same

What do a condom & a coffin have in common?

You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...

Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!

- Billy