What do a condom & a coffin have in common?
You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!
What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?
A virgin.