What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
I'm feeling a bit more mature these days so I wasn't embarrassed walking into the drug store to buy condoms. That is, until the woman behind the counter advised me, 'Save your money -- buy a lottery ticket.'
What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.
