What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job.
He says, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
She says, "The living one."
A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
