What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I told her I got a girlfriend.
And that's when the fight started...
I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...
sex.
The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"
She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."
