What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
