On One Condition
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
Who's the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
College professor to her creative writing class, "Your assignment - write the shortest story you can that includes religion, sex and mystery."
Only one girl got an A on her paper. She wrote: "Good God, I'm pregnant ... I wonder who did it?"
My wife and I were talking about what turns men and women on. I asked her: "Why do you think men like big tits and a tight ass?"
She said: "In your case because you’ve got a big mouth and a small dick."
And that's when the fight started...