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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)

Bad things come in three's. Always in three's.

The other day I was screwing my girlfriend while her husband was on a business trip. First she said three words: "Is it in?"

Then she followed that with: "Are you done?"

And finally I heard the front door open and a man's voice shout out: "Honey, I'm home!"

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.

My wife caught me measuring my dick and snickered: "So how long is it?"

I told her: "Long enough to reach the back of your sister's throat!"

And that's when the fight started...

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.

I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me up all night!"

And that's when the fight started...

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