It's Kind Of Like Dollar Pizza
How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.
She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.
My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."
I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."
And that's when the fight started....