The Four Seasons

A college kid is fucking an old lady. She says, "It may be Winter on top, but it's Summer in the furnace."

He says, "Yeah? Well, if you don't put a little Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here till Fall."

Three Dicks And A Joke

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.

A Lot On The Side

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.

It Takes More Than One

After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"

Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."

And that's when the fight started...