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How's pussy like pizza?

The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.

My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.

Teacher: "What do you know about the Resurrection?"

Johnny: "If it lasts more than 4 hrs call your doctor."

My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."

I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."

And that's when the fight started....

A doctor examining a little old man tells him, "You're suffering from exhaustion. How often do you have sex?"

The old guy says, "Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday."

The doc says, "Well, that could be the problem. Maybe you should try eliminating Wednesdays."

The old guy replies, "I can't, Doc. That's the only night I go home."

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.

What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?

You can't get either of them at home.

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