Every Frickin' Joke - Results from #212

One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 05 March 2017; Hits: 1848

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

You Can't Unread This One

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 04 March 2017; Hits: 1790

What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

Some Good Advice Girls

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 03 March 2017; Hits: 1803

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

See If He Measures Up

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 March 2017; Hits: 1979

Know when a man is well hung?

When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.

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The teacher was explaining to her pupils the importance of responsibility and was looking to assign a team to do an important job for the class. She told them: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Little Johnny jumped up and shouted: "I'm the one you want teach'. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."