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Category: Just Plain Funny
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What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

Category: Dick Jokes
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What do a condom & a coffin have in common?

You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.

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What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?

A power failure.

Category: And that's when the fight started...
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I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.

"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."

And that's when the fight started...

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Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

More Meat Please

A guy from America asked the gal from Sweden to dance at the college fraternity party. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call that a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call that a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

Towards the end of the night, and a whole lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her. While he's pumping away he leans over and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".

She says, "Yaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too. Only we usually put more meat in it."

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?

A fucking know-it-all.